Taming the Dragon

For the past few weeks, I've been experimenting with a voice recognition software program called Dragon Dictate. It works pretty good. Most of the time. Although it doesn't always understand some of the word choices I use. Like plague and field of bodies and bloody stump. (Actually it got all of those right, this time.)


When you're not using the program, you can either turn it off or put it to sleep. Apparently, in the future, turning it off sounds like the better idea. I put the program to sleep, then watched a decorating program while I was eating lunch. When I was ready to go back to work, this is what I found on my screen...

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LOL. Nuff said.